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The Summit Avenue

Old money
  • One (1) very long page
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald lived on it. He left for a bigger city. Not that one.
  • Tour guides stand outside

The Mayor

Call for quote
  • Eleven pages
  • Legal gate
  • Mini-game
  • Mayoral title (self-issued)

The Skyway

Closes at 9
  • Links every page to every other page
  • No one can find the exit
  • Carpeted

The Winter Carnival

Seasonal
  • Up 10 days a year
  • Vulcans may deface it
  • Ice palace (some years; mentioned all of them)

The Minneapolis

Not offered
  • Larger
  • Newer
  • Somehow listed first
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