Frequently Asked Questions

Asked frequently, mostly by us.

Q: What is the difference between Saint Paul and Minneapolis?

A: Thirteen years. Everything else follows from that.

Q: Do your clients know they are clients?

A: Not yet. We are waiting for the right moment. It has been a long winter.

Q: Have you thought about asking them?

A: We have thought about it. Asking is how you get a no.

Q: Have you ever lost a client?

A: No. To lose a client, the client would have to know.

Q: Why “Saint Paul” and not “St. Paul”?

A: We are not in a hurry. We have not been in a hurry since 1854.

Q: Do you build websites for people in Minneapolis?

A: Yes. There is a question about it on our quote form. Answer it and see how well we take it.

Q: Is Lowertown Web Services the biggest web agency in the Twin Cities?

A: Next question.

Q: Why does the visitor counter start at 2?

This question has been removed. Do not email about the counter.