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Junior Webmaster (Saint Paul-based)

Join a small, dynamic team building websites about people who are unaware of it.

Requirements:

• Proficiency in HTML, tables, and spacer GIFs
• Available between 4:45 and 5:00 AM
• Can say “Saint Paul” without adding “which is actually older”; can add it when appropriate, which is always
• Must own a car that starts at -20°F and a spot to put it during a Snow Emergency
• Must know the difference between Grand and Summit, and never order anything but the house at Mancini’s
• Minneapolis residents will be considered, and then discussed

Benefits:

• Competitive salary. We do not say with whom
• Parking, in theory
• Paid vacation, to be taken anywhere in Saint Paul

Send résumé to [email protected]. Please do not attach a résumé longer than the Mayor’s acceptance speech.